"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/01/2016 at 18:37 • Filed to: Oppositelock How To
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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/01/2016 at 18:37 • Filed to: Oppositelock How To | 6
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Some people have a hypothesis of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but what about women wearing racing helmets?
If the woman is a professional racer, use the radio, just as you would for a man wearing a racing helmet. If necessary, tell her where her boyfriend is, so said boyfriend doesn’t wreck her.
Looking at you Ricky, you lovable wrecking ball
If the woman is not a professional racer, then you don’t have a radio, and she can’t hear you anyway, because racecars are loud. Go buy a radio. Even better, go put your own helmet on, because it’s your turn to drive next.
Maybe this is Stef? I don’t know. UPDATE: Not Stef, but a dude.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> For Sweden
09/01/2016 at 18:43 |
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Semi-off topic: that link... Read the first paragraph and did a double take. Headphones, at least I thought, were the ultimate sign of, “Do not fucking talk to me.”
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For Sweden
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2016 at 18:44 |
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I think the ultimate sign for that is stabbing someone
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> For Sweden
09/01/2016 at 18:46 |
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Nah, at least they’re paying attention to you.
crowmolly
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2016 at 19:32 |
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Step 1: Go to a gym.
Step 2: Go over to the weight section, probably over by the dumbell rack.
Step 3: Observe. Specifically any younger guys near women.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> crowmolly
09/01/2016 at 19:42 |
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I’ll just hang out with my wife instead and drink beer
Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
> For Sweden
09/01/2016 at 19:54 |
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you use the flags! DUH!
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For Sweden
> Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
09/01/2016 at 20:06 |
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#COTD
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For Sweden
> crowmolly
09/01/2016 at 20:06 |
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Are these the same people who don’t rerack the weights?
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Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
> For Sweden
09/01/2016 at 20:10 |
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Thank you! thank you! Thank you!
First time ever ive been nominated!!!
I feel honored!
Im flattered!
^_^
(my other idea was “use the team radio” lol, glad i went with the flags!)
Stef Schrader
> For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 16:27 |
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That second photo is not Stef. That is a dude.
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For Sweden
> Stef Schrader
09/02/2016 at 16:44 |
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